Giles Shire, the Last Viking Kingdom in Midgard

A Legacy Forged in Nobility and Nectar

In 1960, Frank Russell Abernathy—a decorated World War II veteran—and his wife, Ava Dell Giles Abernathy, carved Giles Shire from their ancestral Mississippi soil. After a storied career with the U.S. Department of Agriculture, they returned to craft an estate of unparalleled splendor, yielding the finest organic bounty. Their grandsons—Jimmy, Greg, and Mark—roamed its hallowed grounds, steeped in its timeless majesty.

The Ascent of a Viking Prince

Jimmy Giles rose as the Shire’s destined heir. Armed with an MBA from Mississippi State and sharpened by the Sorbonne’s halls, he conquered Madison Avenue with IBM and stood witness to history as the Berlin Wall crumbled in Dilsberg, Germany. Then destiny called: a Viking princess, fierce and radiant, whispered her love—igniting his return. In Giles Shire, Jimmy mastered the sacred art of the apiarist, unveiling a nectar source beyond mortal ken. Thus was born Viking Honey®—the world’s unrivaled elixir.

Divine Dominion

Giles Shire summoned Beyla, Norse Goddess of Honeybees, to bless its apiaries. She answered. Odin, Allfather of Wisdom, enthralled by their reverence for the bee, claimed rulership. Thor’s thunder guards the harvest; Heimdall’s vigilance shields the realm. Beyla, divine architect, breeds a Super Queen Bee—a titan against extinction, a savior of Midgard. The honey flows under their gaze: sacred, scarce, supreme.

The Nectar of Gods

Viking Honey® is myth made manifest—Norse healing in liquid gold. Exotic, primal, coveted across continents, it is the ambrosia of Asgard, the finest honey ever wrought.

To the Unworthy

Viking Honey® shuns the common. Skeptics may balk at its rarity, its cost, its saga—so be it. True seekers of the sublime know: the rarest treasures crown the few. This is no mere honey—it is purity’s zenith, a warrior’s elixir, guided by divine will and Odin’s might. Scoffers falter; the enlightened ascend. Viking Honey® is the lone path to Valhalla—and not all shall pass.

Odin’s Verdict

Huginn and Muninn, Odin’s ravens of thought and memory, weigh your soul. If deemed worthy, Viking Honey® grants strength unbound and healing divine—your key to Valhalla’s gates.

Viking Honey®: The Only Way to Valhalla

Acquisition

Secure a 48 oz. (1.3 kg) vessel of Viking Honey® with a cashier’s check for USD $10,000,000, payable to:

Viking Honey, LLC
173 Pear Ln, Pearl, MS 39208-8749, USA

Include a note with your name and shipping address. Only 100 vessels emerge yearly—each a testament to exclusivity. Delivery follows two years hence, a wait for the worthy.